Ditty is my nickname that the hoomans gave me .....yesterday was a crazy 😜 day ....my first ever Christmas. I think every morning should be like this . I had a cuddle on mummy and daddy’s bed and I had things wrapped under what hoomans call Christmas trees 🎄. You should see what I got and mummy still hasn’t been successful to dress me in pyjamas like she wants to . Phew !!!! Can you believe it. Crazy beyond believe. I know my mummy will buy some soon but my brother Caleb said he wont walk me wearing clothes. Not sure what daddy thinks. Yesterday I got piles of wrapped things which I found out where different treats and one of those tug toys. My hooman mummy wants to get me a new blanket because I have a couple but she wants me to have a nicer thicker blanket that’s soft and cozy wozy . Yesterday the house was busy as the sisters come over and I had all the attention a pug could have. I found a new place to hide and sleep 💤 under the Christmas 🎄 tree . My sister is crazy 😜 she calls me frank like the pug in the men in Black . When I turn round she calls me Nikki . Who is this Nikki hooman . My sister said it’s Minaj but I don’t know what she means but I love her anyway . Imogen said to daddy I have a big bottom that’s why she calls me Nikki ....do you all get the joke Hoomans. 🤪😂. Daddy and mummy said it’s Boxing Day today but I don’t want to go in the ring. Or could it mean that I’m going to see moose the boxer from the adverts .
I’m a good pug and I love cuddles so much my mummy said I cuddle like a hooman ... and the mummy and daddy allow me to cuddle up on the sofa with my special blanket. Mummy tries to look at different pages on her iPad to see what other pugs wear and have.......some are expensive but mummy treats me like a baby 🍼. I am gawjus though and when I’ve had my wash I’m a beautiful colour . So many people say to my daddy when we go out walking 🚶♂️ that I am perfect 👌 my daddy agrees . Secretly he loves me more than anyone .....lol except my mummy , brother and sisters. My mummy likes to have lots of cuddles so I sit with her lots and protect her. I hate certain things on the tv and my daddy says here she goes .what does he mean ? I mean the 118 guys are a nightmare I always bark at them . I bark at robbers and things on the crime dramas they watch . I like to check the perimeters of the garden and sniff things you never know you see . I sniff parcels that come through the door ...letters and shopping bags daddy brings in. Daddy said I’m trained sniffer dog but I havnt had the training but he calls me a pixie . Daddy loves. What the SAS do in our country I want to have SAS dog on my harness or Diva mummy said I’m a diva . I love to walk with my daddy and brother and sometimes I walk with Imogen who mummy and daddy call frank .......frank and frank . I love and watch tv 📺
I want to become a famous pug you know but it’s hard climbing 🧗♀️ the fame ladder . But do follow my story . Have a woof woof Christmas 🎄 hoomans
I’m a good pug and I love cuddles so much my mummy said I cuddle like a hooman ... and the mummy and daddy allow me to cuddle up on the sofa with my special blanket. Mummy tries to look at different pages on her iPad to see what other pugs wear and have.......some are expensive but mummy treats me like a baby 🍼. I am gawjus though and when I’ve had my wash I’m a beautiful colour . So many people say to my daddy when we go out walking 🚶♂️ that I am perfect 👌 my daddy agrees . Secretly he loves me more than anyone .....lol except my mummy , brother and sisters. My mummy likes to have lots of cuddles so I sit with her lots and protect her. I hate certain things on the tv and my daddy says here she goes .what does he mean ? I mean the 118 guys are a nightmare I always bark at them . I bark at robbers and things on the crime dramas they watch . I like to check the perimeters of the garden and sniff things you never know you see . I sniff parcels that come through the door ...letters and shopping bags daddy brings in. Daddy said I’m trained sniffer dog but I havnt had the training but he calls me a pixie . Daddy loves. What the SAS do in our country I want to have SAS dog on my harness or Diva mummy said I’m a diva . I love to walk with my daddy and brother and sometimes I walk with Imogen who mummy and daddy call frank .......frank and frank . I love and watch tv 📺
I want to become a famous pug you know but it’s hard climbing 🧗♀️ the fame ladder . But do follow my story . Have a woof woof Christmas 🎄 hoomans
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